News Made Inappropriate

One of my pasttimes is songwriting. Not anything classic or whatnot - you know, sometimes I'll just make new lyrics to an existing song to add to the funneh.

An example is the recent news about Teddy Riley - yanno, accused for beating his daughter with a Rock Band guitar?

Yeah, well, that inspired some lyrics to the tune of "No Diggity":

Gotta whup a-aaassss, Good Lord
Beatin' with my gui-tar all over town
Teddy Riley don't play around
Gonna bust down
With this plastic on clowns

Beatin' ass is my for-te
Each and everyday
'specially if you're underage

Can't get it out my mind (wow)
Abusin' my kids all the time (wow wow...)

--case p.

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